I want one
Star-Lord, man! Vector art.
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
Bats illuminated by lightning
THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.
This is actually really cool
now playing: Babbus of the Galaxy!
as always, they are childrens, we must treat them with toys and candy and mild booty shaking.
potential spoilers but not really
Things that will make Guardians of the Galaxy more funny when you know the comic background:
- Groot is actually really smart and a prince. Due to his vocal cords being wood, he makes very high pitch noises and when he speaks all we can hear is, “I am Groot” Rocket on the other hand has very sensitive hearing and can actually understand him.
- The dog in the space suit is named Cosmo. He’s a telepath and becomes the leader of Knowhere
well-written novel sized fanfiction